omg i was on the computer by myself and there was this sound of someone being murdered outside
so i went out to see what it was, and it was one of thos magpie-bird thingies!!!
and then it suddenly stopped singing (i think it was singing, anyway)
paused, tilted his head,
pooed on my shirt and then flew away =_=+
damn you bird!!!!
i only wore that shirt like, once!!!!